am the Jelloman catch me if u f****n can. Come for a ride with me hussys. I travel to all corners of the USA every year, going to huge music festivals every weekend of spring, summer and early fall hustling t-shirts and jello. Tired of the traditional 9-5? Let me take you for a ride on my ginger fro. I'll show you how to survive off these festival lands sellin' hundreds of t-shirts and thousands of jello shots. We'll be living on the lap of luxury nourished solely on jello shots and bloody marys for the entrire weekend. I'll show u how to make enough money at these festies to live for the whole year so we can hibernate in the winter. I'm in the new below. Jump Magazine: Paul Vile: The Jell-O Man’s Dilemma Philly Music Showcase: War on Drugs / classic Jello art Spin Magazine: Kurt Vile / Jelloman. The Best Show on WFMU: jelloman check-ins. Follow the Jelloman Philly on twitter here. Don't forget to get your Jelloman swag: visit the shop.